uncle-eridan:

death-the-kids-butt:

yo yo yo i made a thing i was dudes girls were her

I dont even ship this, but god damn its adorable!!

kkp-absconds:

some chicas in pencil

jinseimajo:

ehehehelokid:

canni8al:

listen here cumslut, nice legs daisy dukes make the ridiculously photogenic peasants gangnam style away from actual scalene triangle shia labeouf as cole sprouse performs a sociology snapback so dope and the ikea monkey watches from the window and we didn’t catch kony but you tried to save the ecce homo painting by restoring it with twinkies as the world ended, god bless you (with equius) #2terms

did i just re-live 2012

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

omarnorthtower:

some-atoms:

kalycle:

hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

you might say it’s braingerous  

a brain made the decision to make that joke

forteglyceride:

nsfwsb:

tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights

this is seriously the best analogy ever

aliciaaadanielle:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

THANK YOU

yes-this-is-patrick:

greentea-addict:

itseasytoremember:

meu-mix:

yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post

yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy

yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure

yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza

(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime)

I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay)

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

cannibalcoalition:

A friend found this for me.

It wins every argument.

audreyii-fic:

Robert Downey Jr. so perfectly portrayed spiraling anxiety that I had to take a klonopin after seeing this movie.

(Source: ohshtako)

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma