Welcome one and all! I am Britty, and this is my collection of randomness. Have a wonderful day!


worriedaboutblank:

rulani:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2

welp

whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”

And the cycle begins anew.

tags: it me +

h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

buckythirteen:

"dont fight hate with hate" so u admit, u hate us?

"dont fight fire with fire" so u admit, u set the fire?

this is like when people say “feminists just want to switch the roles so women are above men instead!”

…so, you’re recognising that there is already an existing inequality and power imbalance

cakejam:

do NOT google corn man this is a warning

(Source: oddbagel)

fallontonight:

With all the bad news out there, isn’t it time you took a break and heard some good news

Good news! We’ve got more good news

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

dottoraqn:

+1 for rhyme
+1 for meter

(Source: amasianfish)

roachpatrol:

mylittleblogcantbethislame:

Japan never ceases to amaze me.

oh my god i need this

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

(Source: chiltons-tum)

thenowhereprince:

wonderwarehouse:

thenowhereprince:

So like, there was a bird trapped inside the school building. And I just kinda picked it up and petted it for a sec before helping it outside
Birds are cool

I don’t know what’s cuter, the bird or the girl.

Please don’t assume gender. I am not a girl.

hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

ofliterarynature:

I just want to buy a bunch of books that I have nowhere to put and no time to read

lnfamy:

i’m so scared that i’m never going to be able to delete my blog and i’ll be 30 and reblogging funny yahoo answers screen caps

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan)